史上最强的中国式英语
发表于 07-08-22 21:06
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史上最强的中国式英语
1．we two who and who？ F9z%HX5tR N
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿 })ye2@G
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2．how are you ? how old are you? 3j r:V1j6uw6Mf5mz
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你？ www.c2forum.netF oD8|9? c m6x
3．you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
[>> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
>> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 作战2000论坛d&I `p T,],Q
5．hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此 作战2000论坛 X`W7O?:qW
7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！
8．know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之，不知为不知… T:Q,Qt.z#O6uM^
9．WATCH SISTER 作战2000论坛%Jd0n%o'_` O
>> 表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 作战2000论坛'Fwxy%Y:W.aUq
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>> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die V`9b5w~T$VKE
>> 车祸现场描述
13． heart flower angry open 3M @{:g
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>> 心花怒放 'gFr o&~5Z6t0Bg
14． go past no mistake past www.c2forum.net;B&pF)Pt(W u;O
>> 走过路过，不要错过
15． 小明：I am sorry! 0~ d8Mro'_0X
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three! hZ^@}] `
>> 老外：What are you sorry for? 作战2000论坛q E1AU%g&JG/c
>> 小明：I am sorry five! w$LD'h l
16． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有，要命一条
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。你有两下子。 -W.S^2a:O;N5x
19． as far as you go to die ? c*|h h
>> 有多远，死多远！！！！ J+|$p*x9O`!|.r
20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face T"h6CdV Gj
>> 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿 })ye2@G
{/W
2．how are you ? how old are you? 3j r:V1j6uw6Mf5mz
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你？ www.c2forum.netF oD8|9? c m6x
3．you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
[>> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
>> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 作战2000论坛d&I `p T,],Q
5．hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此 作战2000论坛 X`W7O?:qW
7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！
8．know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之，不知为不知… T:Q,Qt.z#O6uM^
9．WATCH SISTER 作战2000论坛%Jd0n%o'_` O
>> 表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 作战2000论坛'Fwxy%Y:W.aUq
k
>> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die V`9b5w~T$VKE
>> 车祸现场描述
13． heart flower angry open 3M @{:g
~
F
>> 心花怒放 'gFr o&~5Z6t0Bg
14． go past no mistake past www.c2forum.net;B&pF)Pt(W u;O
>> 走过路过，不要错过
15． 小明：I am sorry! 0~ d8Mro'_0X
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three! hZ^@}] `
>> 老外：What are you sorry for? 作战2000论坛q E1AU%g&JG/c
>> 小明：I am sorry five! w$LD'h l
16． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有，要命一条
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。你有两下子。 -W.S^2a:O;N5x
19． as far as you go to die ? c*|h h
>> 有多远，死多远！！！！ J+|$p*x9O`!|.r
20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face T"h6CdV Gj
>> 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
发表于 07-08-23 13:27
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style="font-family: arial; font-size: 12px;" id="0">you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
于07-08-24 11:18的发言
于07-08-24 13:04的发言
发表于 07-08-25 02:32
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我看到过一句很经典的盗版片子翻译
A: Are you kidding?
B: No. I'm serious!
译文：
A: 你是凯定吗？
B: 不，我是史瑞斯！
于07-08-25 11:13的发言